how to make a sandwich
- smash your hip against the counter while entering the kitchen
- cry and give up
i got bored of studying & so i made this of Krism & Minx instead cause their cute as fuck. c:
Cry: No I’ve got lots of medicine 3’s and 4’s
Cryma: I have no idea what you mean. What are you taking?
Cry: Mostly heal 2 (via eriibooo)
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"